In the midst of a hilarious weekend here in Chiang Mai.
CRAZY JOHN MUAY THAI
On Friday night, a bunch of UL staff and boys went to the local Muay Thai fights. A long-term UL volunteer John who has been learning muay thai (essentially a form of kick-boxing), for a while now was fighting a Thai guy. I’m not much of a ‘fight’ fan. I’ve never really understood why two people would want to get in a ring and try to knock each other out. But I went along to support our man and to see what all the fuss is about – Muay Thai is huge in Chiang Mai with fights on pretty much every night of the week!
It cost me 300 bht to get in (about $10), while my Thai friends didn’t have to pay to get in, (a common occurrence here). There were several fights before Johns. We arrived just as a Thai fight was finishing with losing fighter in serious pain having what looked like a badly sprained or broken ankle. Being a pretty sensitive lad, the mom in me stressed inwardly through the rest of the fights, hoping no one would get seriously hurt. 🙂
But, it wasn’t long before I got distracted by the grace with which some of the Thai fighters moved. Moved is not the right word. They almost danced or bounced in time with the distinctive accompanying music. It was a little hypnotic and somehow beautiful despite being interrupted by attempts to cause serious bodily harm every few seconds.
Most of the fights saw a Thai fighter pitted against a farang (Western) opponent. A friend told me that typically the five round fights start with the Western fighter on allowed to get the upper hand, (the paying crowd is farang after all), but as the fight draws on, the Thai fighter (who has been in the sport often since they were little children), gradually takes apart the farang opponent. We saw this unfold several times in the lead up to our friends fight.
John is a real character. he has a big red bushy beard – and I mean BIG! He hasn’t worn shoes for about four years. He is funny and a real generous guy – he lives simply and is forever buying food for many of Chiang Mai’s flower-selling street children. He drops in to UL very regularly to support and encourage the UL team and boys. So the UL crew were there with signs and painted on bushy beards to support him as he got in the ring. John is definitely an entertainer and got the crowd going in a big way (probably a third of the crowd were there to support him).
The fight, unlike all the others we’d seen, lasted just two rounds. In the first, John got knocked to the canvas and I was worried. In the second, the Thai fighter, faced with the full wrath of ‘crazy john’ (the name given to him by the fight commentator), went down several times before he couldn’t get back up and the ref intervened. I think the Thai fighter may have been scared of seeing John’s beard close up or perhaps didn’t want to cop John’s barefeet in the face more than once, (remember – no shoes for four years!!!). Seriously, John was pretty amazing and was the only Western fighter (that I saw) for the night.
CRAZY TIGER FOOTBALL
Saturday night, I went with my friends, The Cross family to watch a football, (soccer) match. Chiang Mai FC were taking on Trat FC. The game was played at a large stadium (maybe 30,000-40,000 capacity). There were several thousand fans there, (mostly going for the home side Chiang Mai).
I’m not much into soccer. Being an Aussie Rules man, I don’t see the point in spending 90 mins watching a game that has a high chance of being a draw and usually results in very few, if any goals being scored. While I appreciate the athleticism and skills on display, the academy award winning acting on display when minimal contact takes place while adding to the drama, makes for frustrating viewing.
The game standard was high, though most fans seemed to be more interested in watching the Chiang Mai FC mascot (a guy dressed up in a tiger suit) work the crowd. He was certainly earning his wage dressed a huge furry suit complete with tiger head. I’d imagine he’d lose a couple kg per game given the heat here in Chiang Mai. Fans near us threw him a beer which he tried to drink on the sly while having photos taken and interacting with the many kids who wanted to meet him.
Half-time had the scores level at 1-1 and the tiger mascot looking slightly shaky on his feet, (not sure if this was due to the heat, the beer or his over enthusiastic kamlang style dancing).
As the game drew closer to it’s end, more and more eyes watched the action on the field. Chiang Mai FC were pressing hard and it seemed almost inevitable that another goal would be scored with many opportunities going begging. With about two minutes to go, the CM FC striker put a goal in the back of the net and proceeded to undertake the biggest celebration of all time. He ran off the field towards the biggest grandstand, (followed by a couple of his team mates), slipping over on the way and then crawled on all fours towards the crowd doing a slow motion impression of a tiger growling/attacking, (reminiscent of the closing scene from the movie Little Miss Sunshine). One of the refs tried to interrupt the celebrations, pointing the players back to the field, but the tiger was having none of that.
While the Chiang Mia FC players celebrated (in style that reminded from of the closing scenes from the movie Little miss Sunshine), the clever lads from Traf FC realising that the umpire had not yet called full-time, took their kick off, ran the length of the field and scored against an undermanned defense. I watched the CM striker (mid celebration) slowly turn from his tiger impersonation in time to see his Traf opponents score. The tiger was unimpressed. Twenty seconds later full-time was called and the place went absolutely nuts!
The Cross family have three young children, so we didn’t stick around too long, but we were there long enough to see the field invaded by a hundred or so angry and alcohol fueled fans, (though no sign of the tiger mascot). The handful of police on duty were hopelessly outnumbered and it so easily could have gotten really, really nasty. It would have taken just one punch for it to have been on in a big way. It was quite amazing to see Thai people, normally such a quiet and peaceful people, so animated and angry. I guess, football brings out the best and worst in people the world over.
So, I’m not really a fight fan or a football (soccer) fan, but…
it’s been an AWESOME weekend…
who knows what will happen when I go to…
church later today! 🙂
loving the adventure that is my life.